blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

teruteru666:

postalpummeler:

homestuck

tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

bunny-cubed:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

I CAN’T BREATHE

such-lovely-chaos:

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

mswyrr:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

“i can’t see myself being with a woman”

on what planet is that relevant?

…though, hey, maybe all aspects of law should be based on whether every single individual in the country intends to make use of the law

so, like, i can’t see myself ever owning a car! eeeewwwww

and nobody else should be able to legally own one either because i don’t want one

in conclusion: cars eeewwwww

revolutionarygirluterus:

It’s 2013 so that means that a lot of the kids born in 2000 are just starting their weaboo phase.

snorlaxatives:

me if i were a teacher: let me explain u a thing

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

nokki1:

jiidesu:

charlizardusedfireblast:

I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.

This video always makes me laugh. Its perfect.

This cracks me up. Every single time.

titytwochainz:

youre really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.